Evolution vs Blackberry

If Darwin was right with his Theory of Evolution, then there is nothing to fear towards global warming. 

The world was a very cold place where birds could have had a bigger brain than humans. I don’t know. I’m just saying maybe. Probably some after effects of the Big Bang, there was this thing called the ‘evolution’. No no. not them Japanese cars. 

My question is this: Why the fear of global warming while we have the ability to evolve?

We, Range Rover owners are penalised for a crime known as global warming not committed by us. The Range Rover is the pinnacle of pure British Engineering in the off-road department. While we roister around town in our manly V8’s, burning precious hydrocarbon to the beat of U2, Mozart & Ministry of Sound via our Harman Kardon’s speakers, some farmers in some jungle clearing (keyword: jungle clearing) who doesn’t know the difference between a water bottle and a mobile phone, contributes by far the largest percentage of Green House gasses. And those pets of theirs don’t even consume hydrocarbons. Wonder what happens if they do. 

Mulling over Darwin’s theory, maybe Darwin was right. Humans  do evolve. It is the only explanation why some people are numbnuts, mingers, tree huggers and people ogling at Korean made cars. And yes, we have people who uses a fruit; blackberry, as a mobile devise.

The great Ali G once asked, "Do you think we might become giraffe?"


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